Temple of Magog of Morskar
Worship the Necromantic Master Who Will Rule this World. - His High Eminence, Archcardinal Thomas Kolter
Strictures of the Temple of Magog of Morskar
STRICTURES OF MAOGONISM
- Magog of Morskar, Dark Lord of Necromancy, is our reason for being and in his insights and wisdom we will become in glory honored on his social media sources - Worship Him!
- By worshipping him we will imbue him with power to ascend to divine status and become a true god then he will gain the added power to enter our realm and conquer it.
- You are to become the best you can be focus on improving yourselves and doing so you become more worthy to be his minions.
- You are to oppose idiocy in the world and on the internet to the best of your ability.
- I ,as Archcardinal of the Faith and First Sycophant, am his spiritual voice on Earth and all its realms and should be addressed as 'Your High Eminence" and should pay homage by kissing my ring failure to do so sets you as a peasant and the lowest lawful rung in the new order.
- In the new order people will be classified as Peasants, Peons, Servants or Sycophants contrary to the Dark lord slavery is an abomination and isn't for lawful persons but criminals and internet idiots.
- April 1st is his High Holy Day the faithful should watch his videos and feast eating foods not good for you and have fun and merry times this day shall be called The Day of Magog of Morskar.
- The faith will Canonize people into the class of Saint and these persons are to be also honored on April 1st. Currently we so have Canonized Aaron Ra, Bearing, Logicked and Sargon of Akkad as Youtube personalities and they forever will be honored.
- Any clergy need to join the Universal Life Church and hold any title if purchased other than Archcardinal and given dominion of a realm or locale by assignment and are to promote Magogonism and when the new order comes will help spread the faith.
- Good Magonites support our Dark Lord's purpose and should consider becoming Patreons of him and/or give some money to him.